Still alive

Yeah I'm still alive, I just haven't had anything good to say about Brents employees cause some of them have pissed me off far beyond recognition.

Top Secret

Wow its been a while since I wrote anything. Mostly cause the kids are home and I haven't been spending as much time with the theater as I did during the summer.

First off before I left we were on the tail of a thief. Apparently someone that was employed by the theater was stealing from people. They would sell an large cup to someone and then refund it when our backs were turned. I guess this person didn't think we'd notice that a fuck ton of refunded cups were being refunded. But apparently they were one of the three that just left for college cause it hasn't happened since these three people left. So...its not our problem anymore. Now its the polices job to investigate them. So meh...

So Brent was being investigated by the company cause when he had his oddite done a few days ago $5000 went missing and he wouldn't sign the paper that said it was his fault. Lets just say the guy doing the oddite was an idiot and forgot to factor in the Summer Kids series and its his fault...so guess whose getting in trouble? Not Brent haha!! So take that Mr. Sir IthinkIknoweverything!

Summers Ending

And so are the kids shows...finally. OMG finally. Two schools in one theaters equals messy floors. I sooo am not going to miss cleaning those floors. I ended up buying a leaf blower to help me out with that stuff.

Magic Mike Mania

Yeah I really don't want this movie anywhere near my theater. I already have seen in the past week our advanced tickets being sold...and several lady's...and some men trying to give sexual favors for free tickets. That shit pisses me off cause guess who they're asking? Yeah...my husband. I love how he tells them to fuck off though. He points at me, and normally they end up asking me cause for the summer I've been his secretary. They try to book an appointment with me...I look at Officer Moss (Our security guard) 'Escort this chick out...and if she's under the age of 18..call her mom/dad/' Its sooooo funny to see the look on there faces. Serves them right.

Here goes the Bonkersness

Okay last night while I was playing security two weirdness happened to help the scared employees after what happened in Colorado...our theater is in Kentucky so it didn't happen to us. Although it has got several people on edge...not only that but its also killed our numbers for the Dark Knight Rises movie.

First off our eldest employee who is a sweet heart but has a thing against babies...says they're ugly lol.

Hey decided to take a plastic squishy ball and make it into a hat...mind you it was place onto two other peoples heads but they didn't want there pictures taken so I didn't.

So after all the guests had left and people were cleaning concession. One of the kids from concession brought out two squirt guns and a box. Well Brent decided to one up the wig and make the 'tank' It looked pretty good actually lol

Sorry about the quality...it sucks...but it was still funny when one of the other employees walked in and got squirted lol.

Large bag of Money...

I mean that...my husband had ordered some money bags. He was expecting the usual size which is about the size of your forearm...but this is ridiculous lol. Brent doesn't get that much money in a day being only a 4 screen theater. We're one of the smaller theaters...so we get maybe Three Thousand dollars a day. But of course Brent being the way he is...he tends to make the best of these things. He took one of the bags and along the writen side it says 'Said to contain...' and he wrote Magic. The put a $100 dollar bill inside and closed it up. We had little races in the lobby in between movies.

All of which ended in a bloody nose, skinned or bruised knees. So we stopped and just went back to business as usual.

Friday the 13th

Or more commonly known here as 20$ tattoo day. The majority of the staff wants the day off...what for...a tiny tattoo?! Now I understand one of them wants the day off cause he's helping out in the shop. Its his other job. But the others...not so much. So Brent had to put his foot down and gave everyone half days instead of full days. At least they got time to get there tattoos. Two of which came to work with piercings on the belly button and ears. Which I'm not complaining about since my ears are gadged to a 14g. Which I believe to be the fun size cause I can also put belly button rings into my ears too.

So there was a huge pow wow inside the theater when everyone was finished so they could compare. One of the employees was to young to get the tattoo and piercing she wanted (She wanted her nipples pierced!!) WTF she's only 16 why why whywhywhy!! Thats just to young to decide on something your going to be stuck with for the rest of your life. I've had mine now for 11 years and I'm still loving it.

Did I mention that while they are doing this they are also distracting those on shift and its the day Ice Age 4 comes out? So while there are kids from camps/schools/vocational bible schools all in the lobby waiting to go see this movie and they're showing off everything...lifting up shirts, pant legs, one even got a bar code on the back of the neck...which I think was cool in my opinion but meh.

Then comes the derp part. Brent and I were about to have to leave to go to another theater to pick up stuff that they didn't put in the last shipment when the new shipment came in...so now that these girls are here showing off there tattoos...there are huge boxes in the lobby where there are a fuck ton of kids. Yeah...talk about speed putting away before another kid has a nacho box fall on him and  the mom complains about it...threatening to sue over a 2lb bag could have killed her 8 year old son...lol...yeah like that would have stood up in court.